xtinathegreat:

monochromaticblack:

Signs that you ain’t real

• If you take more than 5 minutes to respond to a text message, you ain’t real
• If you only leave two sheets of toilet paper on the roll when you done, you ain’t real
• If you drink out the juice/milk carton and then put it back in the fridge, you ain’t real
• If you ain’t never undressed to Nelly’s “Hot in Hurr” on your way to the shower, you ain’t real
• If you pick out all the marshmallows in the Lucky Charms box and leave the boring pieces for everyone else, you is not real and you selfish
• If you utilize urban dictionary more than Webster’s dictionary, you ain’t real
• If you ask me what I got you for your birthday when you ain’t got me nothing, you ain’t real
• If you’re not a fan of Lauryn Hill, you ain’t real
• If you’re not a fan of Boosie, you ain’t real. (just kidding)
• If you think Mc Donald’s fries are better than Burger King’s fries you ain’t real plus you ain’t got no tastebuds
• If you never owned a pair of Air Force Ones, Baby Phats, Phatfarms or Adidas shell tops in yo life, you ain’t real
• If you say “Cherry flavored” koolaid instead of calling it the red flavor, you ain’t real and you bougie.
• If you ain’t never had a three course meal from free the samples in Sam’s Club then you ain’t real and you think you too good.
• If you ain’t ever stolen a grape from the grocery store, you ain’t real either
• If you ain’t ever had to chase down the ice cream truck on a hot summer’s day, you is not real

dyinggg

lmaoooo!